Ikea in Tampines

Aiyoh, today is the opening of Ikea Tampines. My Daddy, Popo & Lao Ee when there quite early in the morning thinking that there will not be much people. Never did they except that the crowd is oredi super long. It took them ? hour before they can step into Ikea.

According to Daddy "Beri chaotic ar! 1 2 go in oso must Q like long long dragon. Somemore got Cisco there to jaga. All hell break fr shuttle bus." "EvenThe Bistro that sell the $1 hotdog, the Q oso like long long dragon, can compare w/ Stephanie Sun’s Autograph event."

I hate Noel

I hate the latest Noel advertisement!!!

Why do they use our house door bell ring tone. Each time their door bell ring, i thought is ours & I go dashing to the door to welcome the visitor with my bark but only to realised that it is the TV advertisement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And each time it send my daddy, mummy & popo laughing loudly. So malu...........

What name for Little Baby Jelly?

Daddy & Mummy got a big headache now, they are searching for a name for my meimei. But dun seems to be able to compromise to one. Daddy said he actually for prepare a few names but hor all of them are boy’s name. And too bad little baby jelly is a girl thus all those names cannot be use.

And Mummy prefer Biblical Names, so they have rather limited choices as most of them taken up by their nieces. But somehow mummy manage to come up with a few like:

Leah
Dinah
Abigail
Martha
Priscilla

I wonder which of these is suitable for Baby Jelly? And Mummy like the name Leah the best.

Clumsy Me

I think I am getting as clumsy as my mummy or maybe clumsy is a contagious disease. Cause I actually poo on my hind leg, when mummy brings me downstairs to do my business. Really clumsy rite???

Mummy did not realized till halfway walking – how come I slow down and refuse to walk any further. Then she realized that I actually poo on myself. So no choice we die die must shorten our walk to clean me up. Clumsy me almost cause my mummy to be late for church service. Sorry mummy, I promised that next time I be more careful & try to avoid pooing near lamppost so as to reduce my chance of pooing on myself.

GIRL

Mummy was sobbing when she told me the sex of Little Baby Jelly is a GIRL!!! I hate girls, they are nasty and always so full of themselves. I am not going to like this girl!!! I always hope that mummy will be able to give me a brother and now she is going to have a GIRL!!! I can't imagine how miserable my life will be when she is born.

Daddy will definitely love her more than me. And she will get all the attention and none left for me. I am going to hate her and I believe my mummy will also dun like her. Coz she always hoping for a boy not girl.

I am a Les Pooch Boy

Uncle B got for me a bottle of 16 oz Le Pooch Vitamin Enriched Shampoo from Boston. And Mummy let me use it yesterday, is really very good nice. I dun need to use conditioner anymore and now I smell nice as well. Thanks Uncle B.

This shampoo could be use daily but according to mummy. She say I dun need a bath everyday thus, she will only use it once in every two weeks.