Friday, July 28, 2006

GO OR NO GO

SpotCheck Inspector aka Ah Mah wanted Mummy to send me away for the sake of the "NEW" family member. She say I am too close to Mummy & it will be bad for the "NEW" member. Thus she say it would be best if I will to go away for sometime then come back when this "NEW" member is born. Just to ensure that this "NEW" member will have a more HUMAN look.

WHAT THE FISHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Where got logic one? If like that then there will be alot of stray dogs in this world oredi. How can a Believer of GOD say such things. GOD will ensure that the "NEW" member be nice looking & healthy. It is impossible for a small fly like me to create and harm.

Mummy protest & say no to this. She insist that I have to stay at home with her & she will not send me away. After hours of talks, Mummy won the battle using the Famous "Deadly Pregnancy Weapon" - Tears. The moment she start crying they have no choice but to give in to her & drop the subject of sending me away. Yeah "Daulat Tuanku"

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

SpotCheck Inspector in town

SpotCheck Inspector aka Ah Mah is in town for 2 days to check on Mummy & I. She will be spying on us to see if we will break rules by secretly eat ice creams or drink cold drinks or I super manja toward Mummy or not. But hor we have done all safety measure, just hope she will not discover that we have hide ice cream in one corner of the freezer.

I predict that Weather Forecast will be extremely cloudy & heavy downpour is expected in our house. I think I better act cute in hope that the ba weather will soon go so that the Sun can come.

Friday, July 21, 2006

I have grown up

I am now 1.5yrs (Human age). Now I can help mummy with some simple housework. Hahaha, my simple housework is try not to mess up the house. See I so good boy rite!!! Daddy say I must help start to help mummy coz her movement is getting more & more 'heavy'. And I must obey mummy when she need to go to work in the morning. I must guai guai go to the kitchen every morning & wait for daddy to return from work a while later to bring me go downstair to pee & poo.

And Mummy I promise you I will try & not be too fussy with my kibbles. I will try to eat whatever you give me. But hor, Mummy I cannot guarantee ok. U must understand leh, if the food is sucks how to eat... so hor to ensure I will guai guai eat my kibble, I hope you will get me something that can suit my taste, something more fishy oso can. So ok hor, deal?

Monday, July 17, 2006

"New Family Member"

These 2 weeks I had been very very "sticky" to Mummy for fear that she will give me away when the new family member arrived next year. But hor Mummy still doesnt knew abt it. Hope she will take a longer time to come to know abt this new family member.

Will Daddy & Mummy give me away after the new member arrive? I dont wish to leave Daddy & Mummy. I rather die then having to go to another family. Daddy Compare to my previous Daddy & Mummy, my current & Mummy are really very good to me. Now I no longer have to sleep and stay in the playpen 24 hrs a day but to roam the whole house 24 hrs a day & get to sleep on Mummy's bed when Daddy is out of town.

God, please tell my Daddy & Mummy not to give me away. When the new family member arrive. OK

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Forgetful Mummy

Yesterday evening, my mummy did a very very scary thing. She left me in the lift!!!!!!!!! She have the habit of unleashing me in the lift after our evening walk. But duno wat happen, she got out of the lift 1st yesterday & I got left behind. Only after the lift door closed then she realised that I am missing. Heng ah, she managed to press the lift button in time before it went down. I dash out of the lift and growl at her. To make up for her blur mistake she gave me cherries as my evening desert.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Grooming last Saturday

Mummy send me for grooming last Saturday. Good ah, the weather so hot recently now all my hair gone I feel so cooling. As usual Aunty Gloria compalin that I drools badly. Haiz..... cant be help lah bcoz i scared of height mah.

After grooming, Mummy brought me to Aunty Joyce's fruit shop a few unit away. I enjoy going there coz she treat me with lots of fruits. yummy... I ate prunes, cherry, cherry apples & many others that I cant name. Mummy end up burning another hole in her pocket. hahaha.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Daddy Birthday

Last Sunday was Daddy's Birthday. Mummy & I gave him a Tatami TV Mat as Birthday present. But hor this Daddy, instead of feeling happy he scold us for getting him a gift. Scold & scold till mummy burst into tears again. Why lah, Daddy? We get you a gift & still get a scolding from you. You crazy or what.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Hello Asthma Long Time No See

Yesterday night something very scary happen. Mummy had an Asthma Attack It had been a long long time since her last attack thus all the inhaler at home oredi expire. aiyoh blur mummy why never buy spares to keep at home? So in the end mummy just have to use those that had long expire. Too bad as of now, she still alive. Like that also cannot die, susah lah.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Drug Addict

Mummy caned me yesterday evening. Why? I jumped onto the dinning chair & drag a paper bag down to play. Tell you what is inside ok. Inside the bag contain - Hymns lyrics, my consultation card, mummy's heart burn & rectum ulcer medicine.

You know lah, got paper leh, of course I cannot resist so I shred all the papers. And hor and hor and hor, I torn all Mummy's medicine & start eating it. Hahaha, see I clever right.

Then not enough, while Daddy when out in the late afternoon, I took down the tissue box, ate the button and of course shred all it content.

Mummy Why you cane me? I know you dislike taking these medicine so I help you eat lor. I treat you so good and yet you still cane me. I dun friend you anymore.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Daddy & Mummy Wedding Anniversary

Wednesday will be Daddy & Mummy Wedding Anniversary. But this yr Mummy refuse to celebrate. Mummy said that since they are abt to divorce, so useless 2 celebrate anymore. Actually if Daddy will 2 spend all his free time with Mummy & me then all these divorce issue will not arise.

All in all - Daddy neglect us & did not spend time with us that lead to their seperation. If Daddy will to keep himself away from all females & only go out with friends once in a blue moon and only forcus his entire free time on Mummy then everything would be good. But hor Daddy can never do it. He cannot live without friends & his family (except for Mummy).

Mummy said she will never forget how Daddy refuse 2 pay extra money to hire the photographer for the evening wedding dinner. And end up the dinner photograph all ruin. She hate him for it.

Then Daddy refuse to apply long term pass for Mummy. I know what he is up to. He want to ensure that his butt is safe. He want to ensure that IF one day Singapore attack Malaysia, he can abandon Me & Mummy then run back to Malaysia.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Who should I respect?

Mummy told me there are only limited human I should respect.

Die die must respect?
1st - Daddy's daddy, Ah Gong
2nd - Daddy's mummy, Ah Mah
3rd - Pastor
4th - Daddy's siblings, expect for Gugu J

Die die also cannot respect?
1st - Mummy's mummy, Popo
2nd - Mummy's sister, EE
3rd - Old maid, Gugu J

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Pain Pain got worse

Mummy's head pain pain got worse today. Last week the pain only reach the back of her neck, today it reach the her back oredi. And she feel giddy easily now adays. But poor Mummy still refuse to go and see doctor. And Daddy doesnt know abt it, He just thought Mummy is being lazy for not doing any house work.

This afternoon Mummy call up Perpetual Memorial Park in Kulai to make enquiry for a plot of small land for herself. Mummy said that she will reserved a small space for me there as well.
Mummy said she got a feeling that she will need to use that plot of land in a few months time so it is better to get it now before the price go up. And most impt is, she need to make all the necessary arrangement so that others cannot make any suggestion on the construction.

But hor Mummy, I wanted to tell you that "It is ok if you go first, I will come & join you later. "

Monday, June 12, 2006

Mummy head pain pain

Mummy told me one side of her head is in pain. It happen abt 2 weeks plus ago during Ah Gong's wake. And it had not get any better. Now her right eye got a bit swelling oredi. Mummy said kaypo Daddy drag her by force to go see doctor while in JB. That doctor told Daddy that it is a must for Mummy to go for a blood test to identify the cause of this headache & swelling. But Mummy refuse to go & do blood test. Why? Becoz she want to make Daddy upset & feel guilty that he neglect us for a long time and partly to get back to Daddy for all his abusive action toward her.

World Cup "Fever"

World Cup is back again. Something that Mummy hate it while Daddy loves it. Mummy call it the "Stupid" Cup, coz according to her, it make a human look very gundoos. Why Gundoos? Well it is bcoz 25 Gundoos chasing after ONE BALL, thus making the human watching it A REAL GUNDOOS. So she told Daddy that he is a REAL STUPID GUNDOOS.

Daddy got very offended by her comments that he almost strangle her again. haiz...

And hor yesterday night, while waiting to watch one of the match. Daddy actually wake me & try to make me play with him. HAHAHA so irritating. Tho I ever watch a match with Daddy before but I dun enjoy it. Just like wat Mummy said so Stupid.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Nasty Daddy

Nasty Daddy, when can u stop nagging? Everyday only know how to nag. U are driving Mummy & I crazy with ur nag. Why should u force Mummy to attend the church that she dun wish to attend? Why can't she attend the church she preferred? Then u accused her of not showing faith whereelse u have not been attanding church service for a long time.

Come to think of it, all people around are bad. Even Daddy as well. Only Mummy remain kind to me, she feed me, bath me, walk me & keep me accompany most of the time, whereelse Daddy only know how to scold us.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Unwanted Concern

Only Daddy & Mummy are allow to show their care & concern for me. Other then that I dun think I need any extra from anyone. A stupid Aunty call and ask mummy abt me. Why she so kaypo?

So Mummy got angry and tell her that her care & concern are all not required. We dun need others to show their care & concern for us. Just leave us alone can already. Wat mummy said is right... the best way to chase these people away is to do things to upset them then they will leave us alone.

Monday, June 05, 2006

I am back


Saturday night Daddy & Mummy went to Popo house to fetch me. Glad to be home. But Daddy & Mummy look very tired. So am I. Mummy said Ah Gong look very peaceful like he is sleeping. Yes, he is sleeping, he is waiting for the Lord to wait him up.

I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live John 11:25

復 活 在 我 、 生 命 也 在 我 . 信 我 的 人 、 雖 然 死 了 、 也 必 復 活 . 約 翰 11:25


Monday, May 29, 2006

Goodbye Ah Gong

Daddy's Daddy, my Ah Gong passaway this afternoon at 4 pm. Daddy & Mummy are too sad for words now, so am I.

Ah Gong we will miss you forever & ever and may we all be able to meet each other in the haven & please remember to meet us there ok.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Ah Gong is waiting.

Actually Daddy & Mummy promised to bring me to Church today but late morning Gugu Beka called. She says that Dr Yap finally agree to allow Ah Gong to be discharge so that he could spend the final few hours at home with the family.

But hor according to Mummy, Ah Gong is still alive & waiting. Who is he waiting? Mummy said that he is waiting for Reverend Wong. He hope that Reverend Wong would preach the gospel to him one last time before he go.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Ah Gong is ready to go

Daddy came home this afternoon then rush out again. Then Mummy came home later than usual. She told me Ah Gong had a heart attack this morning and his situation does not look good. Most likely to go anytime now. So Mummy gave me a bath just now, wash all our clothes and mop the floor & pack the bag for going into JB anytime. But she promise me to be home everynight to keep me accompany.